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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down It gets toad away

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Teache: What is the chemical formula of Water Student: HIJKLMNO Teacher: #*^++?? Student: You only said yesterday that it is H to O

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If you are tired of waiting at a resurant, Then call there number and just ask If they also deliver to table number 16.

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Why is it a bad idea to mess with an Octopus Because it is well armed

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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My wife is a little weird. She always starts her conversation with – “Michael! Are you listening to me”

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Bob: “Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30ft ladder.” Jim: “No way man, are you okay?“ Bob: “Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step.”

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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven “ate” nine.

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