What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down It gets toad away
Teache: What is the chemical formula of Water Student: HIJKLMNO Teacher: #*^++?? Student: You only said yesterday that it is H to O
If you are tired of waiting at a resurant, Then call there number and just ask If they also deliver to table number 16.
Why is it a bad idea to mess with an Octopus Because it is well armed
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
My wife is a little weird. She always starts her conversation with – “Michael! Are you listening to me”
Bob: “Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30ft ladder.” Jim: “No way man, are you okay? Bob: “Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step.”
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven “ate” nine.