Where do baby cows
go to eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria.
A woman was taking an afternoon nap.
When she woke up, she told her husband,
“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled
“The Meaning of Dreams.”